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Cassie Cracks Jokes & Gets Sexy For Esquire Magazine (PLUS: Talks Her Ideal Marriage Proposal)


Cassie oozed sex appeal and even dished out some relationship advice in the June/July 2013 issue of Esquire Magazine. The singer, and Diddy’s boo, talked to the magazine and posed for some racy shots to tease her upcoming album, RockaByeBaby. When asked about relationships and proposals, Cassie had some very pointed opinions. Take note, Diddy.

On public proposals:

“Every year dozens of American men do something that puts at risk their own reputations and the reputations of the women that they love. Proposing to a woman during halftime of a basketball game is a bizarre public expression of a private love, and it must stop. So don’t do it. For her. Because we think it’s weird.”

On what not to do:

“Every year hundreds of men propose to their girlfriends by hiding a ring inside their food. You know what’s not romantic? Trying to frantically wipe chocolate cake off a diamond so you can see what it looks like on your finger. Also, the Heimlich.”

Well, now that we know not to expect a food or at-the-game proposal, Cassie also showed off her lighter and funnier side by cracking a few jokes. Tell us, what do you think of this side of Cassie?

Cassie’s Esquire joke… (Warning: It’s only marginally funny)

A gorilla walks into a crowded bar.

“I’ll have a manhattan, please,” he says.

The bartender serves the drink and says, “That’ll be $17.”

While getting the gorilla’s change, the bartender says, “You know, we don’t get many gorillas in here ordering manhattans.”

The gorilla says, “At $17 a drink, I’m not surprised.”

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