Real estate tycoon, reality TV star and the thorn in President Obamaâ€™s side, Donald Trump has just announced, (again) that he will be running for President in 2016.
In 2011, Trump said he was running for President which was really a media crusade to get President Obama to produce his birth certificate and confirm that he was a United States citizen. After Trump got his wish, he dropped out of the race to host another season of Celebrity Apprentice.
According to Deadline Hollywood, NBC isnâ€™t really taking â€œThe Donaldâ€ that seriously either. â€œWe will re-evaluate Trumpâ€™s role as host of Celebrity Apprentice should it become necessary, as we are committed to this franchise.â€
As of now, Trump is running around New York announcing his candidacy which he plans to fund from his supposed $8 billion net worth. â€œIâ€™m really rich.. thatâ€™s the kind of thinking you need for this countryâ€¦It sounds crass; itâ€™s not crass.â€
Here are 3 ridiculous campaign promises that Trump swears he can fulfill if elected.
1. Bye, Bye ObamaCare
In the fantasy world where Trump is President, his first act would be to â€œappeal and replace The Big Lie Obamacare.â€ He says that in 2016 when the health insurance plan has become more of a societal norm, ObamaÂ will probably be relaxing on a Trump own golf course. â€œI have the best courses in the world. I have one near the White House.â€
2. Great Wall Of Mexico
Trumpâ€™s active imagination has also inspired him to conjure up more border enforcements between the United States and Mexico. â€œI would build a Great Wall â€” and nobody build walls better and I will do it very inexpensively â€“ on our southern border and have Mexico pay for it. The United States, Trump said, has become a dumping ground for Mexico, and other countryâ€™s â€œproblems.â€
Adding insult to injury he says, â€œWhen Mexico sends its people, theyâ€™re not sending their best. Theyâ€™re sending people who have lots of problems and theyâ€™re bringing their problems: drugs,â€¦rapistsâ€¦ and some, I assume are good people.â€ We doubt heâ€™ll be getting the Hispanic vote based off those comments!
3. Trump will use his superhero powers to stop the war in Iraq
â€œI will find the right guy whoâ€™s going to take that military and make it really work. Nobody will be pushing us aroundâ€ he said.Â
â€œI will stop Iran from getting nuclear weapons and we wonâ€™t be using a man like Secretary [of State John] Kerry that has absolutely no concept of negotiations, who is making a terrible and horrible dealâ€¦and goes into a bicycle race at 72 and falls and breaks a leg. I will never be in a bicycle raceâ€ he added.